greetings! welcome to the the land of inside jokes that half the people involved don't understand.

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why i love amanda.

  • 23: 50] MrDougLust: u bitch
  • MrDougLust: plz plz plz
  • andpr0mises: omg
  • andpr0mises: you desperate bitch
  • andpr0mises: what
  • MrDougLust: HEY
  • MrDougLust: god u rude ass best friend
  • andpr0mises: you were the same way to me
  • andpr0mises: jerk
  • MrDougLust: im never
  • andpr0mises: except i had to actually hear the rudeness in your voice
  • MrDougLust: youre my precious
  • MrDougLust: lmao
  • andpr0mises: you answered the phone with a "what"
  • MrDougLust: i was drunk and mad bc u only ever call me when im outside and im like never outside
  • MrDougLust: ur timing is not as perfect as ur sense of humor
  • andpr0mises: yeah like i have a gps of your location faggot
  • MrDougLust: lmao
  • andpr0mises: so whats the matter with you

Buckets lives in a trash bag. His summer home? He must always be on something soft and we just threw away some dirty towels.

sick fuck

lol the greatest audio clip of my life. This is Amanda’s roommate making fun of her friend’s sister’s friend’s FRIEND’s MOM or some far off shit. It’s hysterical and we did it drunk 4949 times. Magic.

The Disney Villain cackle belongs to Amanda J Lyking, btw. I think the fag voice @ the start is me. heh.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

This is my baby, Buckets. He got sad ‘cause I called him fat. I’m not kidding. When we call him fat or ugly he cries. I love it.

First Tumbl. (<3 D)

  • So this isn't funny, but it was the only part of my convo with Dulce, who introduced me to this glorious website, that I can post without either of us getting fucked up later.
  • MrDougLust: a yuma gay bar?
  • MrDougLust: i read?
  • MrDougLust: where/when/what?
  • No Cars Pass By: yeah i don't know where
  • No Cars Pass By: but i saw a mention of an "alternative bar"
  • No Cars Pass By: now's the time to move back, doug
  • MrDougLust: this dyke amanda makes me stalk posted about it on myspace
  • MrDougLust: and i think she got mad bc i said "omg a fgt bar"
  • No Cars Pass By: lol
  • MrDougLust: she and her sn, soy bruja, got mad
  • No Cars Pass By: lmao is that rly her sn
  • MrDougLust: lol yes.